"Almost had poop disaster, Pampers did their job."
This is what text conversations look like these days between me and my hub. Especially in light of yesterday's why-the-heck-is-Cameron's-poop-that-color-and-consistency-saga.
My how things have changed.
So in light of this, I decided to try to get back to the sweet, flirty, suggestive texts that are a thing of the past.
"Hi handsome, can't wait to see you tonight, wink wink. ;) BTW, has she pooped yet? If so, what color?"
I get an 'A' for effort, no?